When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout … “you girls and boys won’t get any toys if you don’t pull me out”! How, how, how… did Santa get stuck up there? Hmmm.. it looks like he could have Syndrome X.
All grown up now, I can take an objective view of this Jolly ol’ fella who may have added some magic to my childhood memories. Although I sometimes wonder at the scale of psychological damage inflicted in the name of Santa, on the innocent, who offer only pure belief and love in return. I know that my own mother made a conscious effort to play down the character of ‘Santa’ with us kids because she was so devastated to find out in her own childhood that he wasn’t real. And, at our office Christmas celebrations one year, a colleague recalled how, at age 12 and being the oldest child in her family, she got ‘the truth’ along with her Christmas present. In one swift and traumatic moment she was handed a new pair of gloves and leveled with an instruction to grow up, as she watched her younger siblings open their Christmas toys. “You better watch out, you better not cry”, even though you’ve been snookered by a lie! I thank my mother for having the wisdom to save us from at least falling hook, line and sinker for the phantom that is Santa. Anyway, I digress!
What is Syndrome X ?
There is no direct connection between Syndrome X and Santa or Xmas, the season of stress and over-indulgence, but indirectly it seems like the perfect occasion to talk about this health condition. Syndrome X is also called ‘Metabolic Syndrome’ [MetS]. MetS is a metabolic imbalance. This means that how your body metabolizes and stores energy is off balance. The physical manifestation of MetS is ‘fat around the middle’, also called visceral fat. Scientists now know that storing fat around the middle of your body rather than anywhere else, has major health implications, and studies show that it increases the risk of heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, stroke and cancer. But, you don’t even have to be overweight to carry fat around the middle. And, it’s not only about what you eat, your diet is just one contributing factor.